Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Day 67 of 2025

It's time to change the clocks, lose an hour 
and get ready for unusually late summer sunsets.

 

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Day 346 of 2024

After starting close to Chicago
 and then traveling to another location in Chicago, 
this yarn arrived in Indianapolis. 
As shipments do, it then went to another location in Indianapolis. 
After its delivery date came and went
 I got a notification that it would be delayed. 
Finally after four days of radio silence, 
I see via tracking that it has gone back to Chicago. 
After several more station transfers it heads to Indy again. 
Two more days pass and I have finally received my new yarn. 
Good thing it's so gorgeous. 

 

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Day 152 of 2022

I understand the concept of monitoring the grocery carts
 so people don't decide to take them home,
 but this is a little ridiculous.
 At this point in my journey, still several feet from my car,
 the wheels on the cart locked up. 
I emptied the cart and walked the contents to my car
 after which I had to forcibly drag it up over the curb in order to move my car. 
I guess the next time I will have to go talk to the management
 about expanding the legal boundaries of the cart kingdom.
 I will also try to remember to never park in this aisle
 even if the first spot is open. 

 

Monday, July 19, 2021

Day 200 of 2021

Eventually there were six of the large trucks and four of the small ones. 
I guess I really didn't want to get to that street anyway.




 

Monday, February 1, 2021

Day 32 of 2021

When I entered the Vaccine Waiting Room
 my wait to make an appointment was just under 45 minutes. 
I worked my way down to a 15 minute wait when suddenly
 the next update gave me a shocking number. 
According to my calculations, 
my wait would now be just over 82 hours or just under 3 1/2 days. 
Luckily after a few more minutes counting down, 
it returned to a reasonable time of 26 minutes
 and I was able to get an appointment for vaccination in late March.

 

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Day 193 of 2020

There are bandits in the back yard.
His operation: 
Crawl up the post to shade structure. 
Crawl upside down to the chain that holds the hummingbird feeder. 
Reach down the best you can
 and tip the feeder enough to spill out as much sugar water as you can. 
Crawl upside down back to the post. 
Shimmy back down the post
 and scamper across the deck to the spilled sweetness. 
Lick all the goodness you can from the deck and chair which are covered. 
Growl at accomplice if he gets close to chair or deck spill. 
He doesn't need it. 
He was waiting directly under feeder 
and is covered from head to tail with sticky liquid.
Repeat until feeder is empty.

Friday, June 26, 2020

Day 178 of 2020

Do you want to hear something ridiculous?
This is one of those fabrics
 that is hemmed along the two long parallel sides and sold on a roll. 
Sometimes I think people use them for kitchen towels. 
I usually use them for table runners. 
All one needs to do to make them useful is to hem the two short sides. 
I bought this one a long time ago, 
so long that I really don't remember when. 
Well, today I found it again on a stack of other fabrics. 
The really ridiculous part? 
It was already pinned and ready to sew. 
This project will probably take a little over thirty seconds to finish. 
After all, I will have to change the thread on my machine.


Saturday, February 15, 2020

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Day 208 of 2019

This is certainly not the prettiest picture I took today, 
but it certainly was the funniest and most perplexing one. 
Can this really be considered plumbing? 
Does one usually hold things together with a rag tied around parts? 
I am skeptical.